Child Prodigies

Sarah and I have been recruited by Harvard in the art institution for our amazing talent as artists. We will be leaving in two months where after we will never see you again because we will become rich and famous and too good for the likes of you. We are working on putting a few samples on the computer so that everyone can marvel at our abilities but we have to finish doing all of the copy right work first so you don't try to print it, sell it, and cheat us out of any of our money. If anyone would like to pay us the small amount of $20,000 to have a painting done we do landscape, portraits, animals, cars, sports, and basically anything else you can think of (minus nudity shots unless you throw in an extra $40,000 for corrupting us). There is also a one time fee of $900 to look at the pictures but don't worry, we accept Visa.
As for the other aspects of our lives, we are as tan as Mexicans now and are well on our way into the modeling department. We have our own personal catwalk we practice on 23 times a day and spend the rest of the time counting calories and looking in the mirror. Our diet now consists of celery, cranberry juice, and herbal tea. With only one bathroom it gets a little crowded but we worked that out a long time ago (see previous posts).
Being as well rounded as we are we also spend some of our time on the golf course. We don't go as often as we would like because we have hit too many of their rang balls to Dog Valley and they are running out and it makes them angry. That won't be a problem pretty soon though because when we get rich we will reimburse them. Our first meet is tomorrow and the coaches say if we only hit about 5% we will do awesome. Sometimes its not as easy as it sounds to control our strength so we will have to see how that goes. Other than that our lives are pretty much normal: eat, sleep, poop... repeat.