The Baker Babes: We All Have Daddy's Nose! ....Even the new guy!

Always wear eye protection!

Joke of the Day

Little Johnny's neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby.Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.His dad mentioned that if he so much as hinted anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the spanking of his life. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The new mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes." "Can he see?" asked Little Johnny."Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.""That's great", said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be in trouble if he needed glasses!"

Inspirational Movie Quotes

"You're never going to get tan wearing all those clothes."
"Or skin cancer"
"Please... We don't even smoke!"
-Aquamarine

"When I dwinks whiskey, I dwinks whiskey, and when I dwinks water, I dwinks water."
-Mikaline O'Flynn (The Quiet Man)

"You're not a therapist are you?"
"..No."
"Ah, good job though! You owe me $300 bucks!"
-Ben and other girl

"Yucky yucky pizza! Yummy yummy cucumber sandwich!"
-Andy

"You let our love fern DIE? Are you gonna let us die too Benny? Maybe you should think about that!"
-Andy

"My boyfriend thinks I'm fat! I can't eat in front of you!"
-Andy

"Oh, Elda! I hurt my yankle!"
-Felupililliii

"Get this thing off me!"
"Call me Mother."
"What??"
"Call me your mother!!"
"...Mother?"
"Say it like you mean it!"
"MOTHER!!!"
-Rocketman

"Do you like... cheese?"
"Guda's my favorite!"
-Duke and "Sebastion"

"So.... Do you like cheese?"
"More then any other animal by-product!!"
"...Check please"
-Duke and Unise

"You scwatched my cd. You picked it up in brwod daywight and you scwatched it."
-Jeffy's Roommate

"Hi, my name's Jeffy, and I like to eat apples."
-Jeffy

"In my world, everyone eats rainbows...and poops butterflies!"
-Katie (From Horton Hears A Who)

"A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. Its the honest ones you have to look out for. You never know when they're going to do something completely... Stupid."
-Jack Sparrow

"I'm gonna touch the butt!!!"
-Nemo's friend

"You called me Norm!"
..."Ya"
"Could that be like my nickname?"
"Uh, sure."
"Can I call you Car?"
"Well, Carl's already pretty short..."
-Normal and Carl

"You're natural instict will be to use your chin or forehead as a break. Resist that."
-Yes Man

"You're not going to chicken out are you?"
"What if I was the kind of chicken that didn't get it's head completely severed and someone got a beak in their food?"
-Carl and Alison

"Lee, I hardly know you but I feel comfortable... Look how close I'm getting."
-Carl

"What is that horrific stench?"
"Fear."
-Get Smart

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Friday, February 20, 2009

We All Have Daddy's Nose! ....Even the new guy!

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